I love you.
That is all.
vickiepshk: You are always on my mind…It seems you fill every waking moment, and even the times I am dreaming <3 I don’t understand how you can be so important to me, and I had never knew this for 2 years, my lordy you are wonderful, handsome, spiffy, ritzy, funny, silly, smiley, amazing, nice, generous, everything seems to work, there hasn’t been one word that can describe you perfectly that...
Hell of a day
First, Jimmy Rustles, and now Korea? Shit nigger.
When your to scared to ask your mom something
and your just standing in front of her like:
I have sex with you a lot in my head.
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Blades.
tzasg: Machetes, Katanas, Scimitars, Sabres, Hatchets, Axes… What do they all have in common? They’re all very sharp, have infinite ammunition, zero reload time and are acknowledged world-wide as totally fucking bad-ass. By all means, use guns as much as you want, but remember, “Guns for show, knives for a pro”… Except Kitanas are very impractical, hard to use, and become very dull after...